January 2012
“If my world were to cave in tomorrow, I would look back on all the pleasures,...”
– Audrey Hepburn (via fornicating)
Last night was awesome,
and tonight will be even better.
Love weekends like these.
Me: That's gross
Tim: YOU'RE GROSS
Me: :( No I'm not, I'm pretttty
Casey: Tim am I pretty?
Tim: Yes
Me: Am I pretty Timmy?
Tim: Yes.
Us: Aww
Tim: Am I pretty?
Us: Definitely
So,
Now my brother will be flying with me to Colombia.
That will be interesting.
Anonymous asked: 4 6 7 8 51
yes pweaseeee!
1.Who’s the last person you talked to about sex?
2.Have you ever sat in the back of a police car?
3.Are you stubborn?
4.If you took a drug test right now, would you pass?
5.Who was the last person to be on a bed with you?
6.Do you tend to hold a grudge?
7.Who is the last person that pissed you off?
8.Whats something that bothers you about girls?
9.What’s a fact about the last person that texted you?
10.Who sits in behind you in your math class?
11.Where is the biggest scar on your body?
12.Have you ever been told you were amazing?
13.Would you date someone who was addicted to drugs?
14.When was the last time you fought with your parents?
15.What was the last alcoholic beverage you drank?
16.What would your last name be if you married the last person you texted?
17.Do you care if people hate you for no reason?
18.Who was the last person to play with your hair?
19.Do you get along with girls?
20.Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
21.Who was the last person you kissed on the cheek?
22.Who are your last 4 txts from?
23.Who was the last girl you talked to?
24.Do you know anyone who drinks a lot?
25.Would you ever get plastic surgery?
26.Do you speak any other languages other than English?
27.What was the last lie you told your mother?
28.Have you ever had to call the cops on someone?
29.What was the last compliment you received?
30.Have you talked to a bitch today?
31.Are your parentsdivorced?
32.Have you had sex today?
33.Do you judge people you don’t know?
34.Are you a bad influence?
35.Is there anyone that’s in love with you right now?
36.Would you ever live with any of your best friends?
37.How many people in your life have you kissed?
38.Are you photogenic?
39.Does anyone know a really deep and dark secret about you?
40.Do you use birth control pills?
41.When was the last time you went to a funeral?
42.Has one of your boyfriends best friends ever tried to get with you?
43.What do you receive the most compliments on?
44.Do you currently owe anyone money?
45.Would you ever marry anyone for their money?
46.Do you usually have a lot of drama in your life?
47.Who do you think is the most attractive actor?
48.How old is the last person you kissed on the lips?
49.Have you ever walked away from someone who was yelling at you?
50.Are you 100% over the last person you kissed?
51.What’s one thing you don’t like about yourself?
52.Have you told anyone that you missed them lately?
78453.) You don't like me. You like the idea of...
So, it's official.
I’m officially going to Colombia over spring break to visit my dad and his family. My sister will be going to New York over the break so I’ll thankfully have the room to myself over there but I’m still a little nervous. Without her there I’m really scared I will be forced to interact with my stepsister a whole lot more, which could be either good or bad. Things have really...
“If my world were to cave in tomorrow, I would look back on all the pleasures,...”
– Audrey Hepburn (via fornicating)
Casey: You picked a boy with no emotions.
Leah: I didn't pick him!
Casey: Well life picked him.
(silence)
Casey: Ha your life sucks.
77770.) I love his smile. His laugh. His sarcasm....
lovelycharlotte:
helldate:
One time I went on a date with a guy to the beach and we were being flirty and cute in the water and he tried to lift me up to throw me but when he lifted me he stuck his fingers up my butthole and I slipped and pulled him under the water and my butthole broke two of his fingers.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
helplessnessboobs:
i’m voting with the boob party in this upcoming election
“Life was immeasurably better once I forced myself to stop taking it seriously.”
– Hunter S. Thompson (via nolanrose)
